Post by SoapyGoooooooooooood soapy, such a gooooooooood soapy, yes you are.
Yeeeeeeees you are.
Psst. Hey Guido, it's all so clear to me now - I'm the keeper of
the cheese and you're the lemon merchant.
Get it?
And he knows it, that's why he's gonna kill us, so we gotta beat
it, before he lets loose the marmosets on us.
Don't worry, little missy, I'll save you!
...I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts. Chicken pot pie...
Chocolate covered Raisins... Glazed Hammmmm...
They think I'm crazy...
But I know better... It is not I who am crazy... It is I who am MAD!...
Didn't you hear 'em? Didn't you see the crowds?!! Oh my beloved ice
cream bar... How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch...
eeyaarghrunch... eeyaarghrunch... And your oh-so-nutty chocolate
covering...
You're not like the others... You like the same things I do... Wax
paper... Boiled football leather... Dog breath...
WE'RE NOT HITCHHIKING ANYMORE... WE'RE RIDING...
OOOOhhh, Lord loves a hangin', that's why he give us necks
It tightens up our vocal chords, and loosens up our pecs.
So if you are a horse thief and guilty to the bone,
Go ahead and blame a friend and you won't hang alone.
It may be hard to swaller, but you'll be three feet taller,
And find new ways to entertain your friends.
You say you are a villian, but can't abide by killin',
Go ahead and steal yourself a horse.
OOOOhhh, The Lord loves a hangin', and so do we by heck.
So go and get a lasso and decorate your neck!
Oh we is awful ignorant and uglier than sin,
so go ahead and cut us down... and hang us all again!
Post by Soapy--
__ __ __ __ O o o
/ / | / | / | / | o _____________o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o.;-----------./|
)| )| )| ) // S O A P Y // |
__/ |__/ | / | __/ |'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
'-------------'`
"'ing' sounds like ing, no matter if there's an "e" at the end of the
word."
----Starshine "Trippy" Moronbeam shows what he learned in college
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http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite
From: Starshine Moonbeam <***@tacoshells.com>
Newsgroups: alt.flame, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
alt.usenet.kooks, alt.hackers.malicious, alt.drinks.beer
Subject: Re: PING Cocksmoker Phoenix Re: Nomination for November kook of
the month Re: New Poetry was Re: Gauntlet Thrown Down to Dean
Date: Sat, 13 Dec 2003 07:15:40 -0600
Message-ID: <***@news.alt.net>
The dogpile/pedolames were gonna work on Dowap. It's his weak spot and
you all keyed in on it. It was only a matter of time before he cracked.
From: en_mog <***@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
Message-ID: <***@hotmail.com>#1/1
If I have any integrity at all, I must leave. I welcome others to do so
as well if they refuse to be led by a group of unthinking drones that
are stuck in such a mindnumbingly
predictable pattern of
snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
snuh(thing) by Mr. Neutron Tue Dec 5 2000 at 02:42 utc
Snuh is meow, sans talent, humor, wisdom and moderation. A dickhead
named Dean Humphries pursued this bad joke until just about everyone on
Usenet hated him. Made an especially bad enemy out of the Queen of Cans
and Jars. Snuh is now considered the lowest form of Usenet Performance
Art.
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